Light Reading: Bristol, Hayden, Madonna — Oh my!

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[We read the headlines so you don't have to.]

  • Kate Moss’ tummy filled with food baby, not real baby according to the currently non-skinny bitch model. [Radar]
  • Bristol Palin tells Greta Van Susteren being a teenage mom kinda sucks — and in other obvious news rain is wet and Robert Pattinson has hair. [In Case You Didn't Know]
  • If nobody cares about them as a couple, they’re not going to make it — Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia call it quits. [Radar]
  • Panic subsides, Facebook doesn’t own your drunken Spring Break pictures after all – continue on with your bathroom iPhone camera photo shoot. [Just Jared]
  • And in other Facebook news, Time thinks the website is best suited for your parents – that is if they can figure out how to get the pictures from their recent cruise onto the computer and then onto the Facebook. [Time]
  • Coming soon: the slurry pill popping adventures of Anna Nicole Smith — to your local opera house!? Please, oh please let that toothless cousin have a role. [In Case You Didn't Know]
  • Madonna bags title as Supreme Alpha Cougar — she’s apparently the same age as her new hook up’s gramma. [Huffington Post]
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