Hell Freezes Over in Amazing Race
Last night the Racers zoomed into the depths of hell frozen over, aka Siberia. Before leaving the Squabbling Siblings Kisha and Jen squabbled about Russia’s natural beauty with Kisha declaring it, “Beautiful, my ass.” The teams all hopped on the same rickety train where Margie and Luke confessed to Mike White that they were the ones that U-Turned the hot couple that were eliminated the week before. Mike White deemed Luke the Sinister Deaf Kid (SDK).
Once they arrived at destination Frozen Hell the teams got right to their Detour challenge – Russian Bride or Snow Plow. Half the teams chose snow plow and had to maneuver an enormous Sarah Palin communist era snow monster while the other half had to search through Siberian projects to find a Russian bride dressed in a ruffled table cloth, then drag her around in a clown car in sub zero temps to find her “husband.” Mike White and Gay Daddy chose the latter so they could, “party with Russian virgin brides.” Naturally. All teams met the challenge with little resistance with Racers Little John Denver and his brother, aka Crackle and Pop throwing around some adorable banter. Someone please give these guys a spin-off show.
On to the Road Block where one team member had to strip down to their underwear, as demonstrated by Phil in his boxer briefs – purrrrrr, and run 1.4 miles with staring and giggling, and possibly drunk, Siberians cheering them on. SDK and his mom were the first to cross the finish line where they were met by Little Ballerina Stalin. The Flight Attendants who started off in first place, came in last but were not eliminated and will have to face a Speed Bump on next week’s episode. Next week – India!