We scan the headlines so you don’t have to.
by Ande Dagan, CelebSnacker
John Mayer forgot to Tweet about allegedly getting dumped by Jen Aniston because he’s on Twitter all day long – and not on her. Gawker
Cameron Diaz is shaping her craft beyond her grossed-out, guy’s girl, rom-com antics – oh wait, she’s not. Variety
Lindsay Lohan’s assistant busts her grill. Just Jared
Vodka gummy bears – Gross or brilliant? Mix That Drink
Oh no, Matt Lauer needs surgery after a bike faceplant. Maybe vodka gummy bears would help? ET Online
Will the world ever get to see a cartoon version of furry, plus-size stoner Seth Rogen? E! Online