|We scan the headlines so you don’t have to.
by Ande Dagan, CelebSnacker
|Zac Efron attacked by Q-Tips. ICYDK|
|Confessions on an adoption part two – Madonna close to bringing home little Malawi girl. Us Weekly|
|What does John Mayer love more than Twitter – seamen. The Superficial|
|Wanna get that rambunctious drunk a**hole bounced out of the game you’re watching – tattle text on them. Does not apply in living rooms. CNET|
|Calling all 35 year old women dying to see pickled heart-throbs of their youth singing and dancing and looking totally depressing – NKOTB to tour again! People|
|Shamwow guy arrested after beating the sh*t out of feisty hooker. Gawker|