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Light Reading: Kanye, Britney

We scan the headlines so you don’t have to.
by Ande Dagan, CelebSnacker

Kanye West quits rapping to devote his life to farming alpacas and Cadburry eggs. Alpaca Love Lockdown

Britney Spears rushed to hospital after trying to eat the feathers out of a pillow she was convinced was trying to spy on her in the bathroom. Pillow Talk

American Apparel to release active senior line with provocative ads featuring Barbara Walters and Wilford Brimley. Old Ass Hipsters

Real Housewives of NYC set to take on Atlanta Housewives in Real World/Road Rules challenge type spinoff. Oh, It’s On!

Twitter to impose fines on any posts detailing the food you are about to eat or what you will watch on TV tonight. Twitter

Genius who built motorized bar stool gets DUI after crashing it while stooling around wasted. 610 WTVN

Comments

One Comment

  1. Mel says:

    If only this was all true, my head would explode with happiness. I hate April Fool’s Day.

  2. Ande says:

    At least one or more are true…

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