We scan the headlines so you don’t have to.
by Ande Dagan, CelebSnacker
Britney is bringing home the bacon – and K-Fat is eating it. All of it. Like wrapping it around two donuts with a cheese burger in the middle. See photos of chunky K-Fed.
Another talent-less Hilton is trying to shove their way into our reality TV time – ladies and gentleman, the charming Barron Hilton. Also, the kid wants to drop a record. Boo. Just Jared
Keira Knightly in disturbing anti-domestic violence PSA. Buzzfeed
Just because we haven’t read about any broken windows, shouting matches, or crying fits of hysteria doesn’t mean that Lilo and Sam Ronson have split – according to Lindz anyway. E! Online
Octomom the victim of a drive-by baby seat toss – or how many babies would it take to throw a car seat through a window? People