We scan the headlines so you don’t have to.
by Ande Dagan, CelebSnacker
Zac Efron and pals, including Vanessa Hudgens, Nicole Ritchie and Lance Bass, and his trashy relatives make their Funny or Die video debut:
Lindsay Lohan confuses Us Weekly reporter for a therapist – spills to the gossip mag how bummed she is about getting dumped. She says she’s in “absolute hell.” Sad story. Us Weekly
In other Lilo/Ronson news, true love knows no restraining order – Sam Ronson says she has no plan to get one for Lindsay despite previous reports that one had already been filed. People
Click here to see pics of Linds and her now ex-girlfriend, SamRo.
Courtney Love is going after ‘looters’ who made off with Kurt Cobain’s millions - and a few pairs of Converse, little sweaters, some flannels… Page Six
And in other news from the planet of the totally non-self aware, Levi Johnston, part of the Palin clan, swears he’s not white trash – while eating squirrel burgers and using his GED as a napkin. People