We scan the headlines so you don’t have to.
by Ande Dagan, CelebSnacker
Judge agrees – American Apparel ads are sleazy. No, not the ones with half nude, underage, cranked out models – the ones with Woody Allen. NY Post
Keira Knightley insists she’s just like us – loves French fries and cheesy things! Probs because she only eats once a month and spends the rest of her time hibernating in a cave made entirely of marshmallows and twigs. Celebitchy
Some of these items from Michael Jackson’s auction that never was will blow your mind. And creep it out a bit. Flickr
NBC doesn’t know the difference between Liz Lemon and Tina Fey. Duh, one wears a Slanket and the other is just the biggest star on their network. Check it out below: E! Online
Cutest squirrel video ever! Or of the week at least. College educated too: