Light Reading: Sarah Jessica Parker and Chris Noth
We scan the headlines so you don’t have to.
By Ande Dagan – Celebsnacker
Sarah Jessica Parker and the world’s most depressing man (Matthew Broderick) are bringing home twins for James Wilkie. Click here for more info
Chris Noth gives in to excessive nagging and the promise of ‘maybe you’ll get hit by a taxi and get to be in a coma for this one’ and decides to reprise his role as Mr. Big for the Sex and the City movie sequel. Variety
Joe Jonas (is he the cute one or the gay one?) says he wants to act more and he loves Johnny Depp. He also might want to write a book, because he read one once and liked it. People
Catherine Zeta Jones as you’ve never wanted to see her before. ZOMG. Daily Mail
Sean Penn and Princess Buttercup divorcing again. Maybe for real this time. Perez