We scan the headlines so you don’t have to.
By Ande Dagan – Celebsnacker
Facebook phishing scam alert! Don’t open any message with the title “Look at this!” – it will take you to a new login page and then it’ll jack all your info! Tell your friends! Buzzfeed
Fake Beyonce gets VIP treatment in Austria. People
Is the Idol mansion haunted? Contestants claim a ‘ghost’ keeps them up all night playing “Cold Hearted Snake” and traipsing around in a bedazzled denim jacket. Wait, what? People
Heidi and Spencer are back from their Mexican honeymoon. In face masks. Please, please someone quarantine these turds! ONTD
Octomom gets a visit from the po po and social services. To be fair, in her crazy Octoworld, she probably thought she was talking to producers about doing reshoots of that scene where the kids are all crying and two of them are eating a dirty shoe and an old towel for dinner. ICYDK