This week’s hot is Kirstie Alley. She’s hot because she was totally honest about gaining weight. She went on Oprah to talk about being fat and then did an interview with People Magazine. Instead of pretending nothing happened, she basically said “Hey, I gained 83 pounds because I ate lots of fat and junk food!” Like Kirstie, I tend to get skinny then get fat then get skinny then get fat. But usually when I get fat I’m like “Oh, there must be something wrong with these TINY pants” or “it’s just water weight from all the water I’ve been drinking!” I like that Kirstie just admitted that she got fat from being totally lazy. HOT!
This week’s NOT is Miss California because she wasn’t honest about her belief system when she spoke out against gay marriage. Personally, I thought the gay marriage question was a weird thing to ask a Miss America contestant, but I feel like Miss California did a particularly bad job of answering. She’s defended her anti-gay marriage stance by citing the bible, but now topless photos of her have emerged online. If the bible outlaws hot dudes marrying hot dudes, I’m pretty sure it also outlaws hot semi-naked pictures or gorgeous blonde chicks. Whatevs, Miss California, you might be pretty on the outside but that’s about it. NOT HOT!
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