We scan the headlines so you don’t have to.
By Ande Dagan – Celebsnacker
Manny Ramirez suspended for 50 games!! KTLA
Rewarded for her good behavior, Katie Holmes will be allowed to act again. In a movie. A scary one. D Listed
LiLo and Samantha – it’s still complicated but booty calls are involved. Perez
Oprah + free chicken + crazy hungry people = chicken cavalcade in NYC. People
Will Smith thinks he’d be an awesome James Bond. So does P. Diddy – hey don’t laugh, he used to have a human umbrella carrier – he’s qualified! Holy Moly