We scan the headlines so you don’t have to.
By Ande Dagan – Celebsnacker
- Burglers try and break into Lindsay Lohan’s messy a$$ house. The Superficial
- Tony Danza answers the nation’s call to service. By teaching 10th grade English. For a reality show. BWE
- Brad Pitt drunk dialing Jennifer Aniston is probably as likely as Angelina tweeting about it to John Mayer. Showbiz Spy
- Jon and Kate plus eight, plus bodyguard? Just Jared
- Susan Sarandon is opening a ping pong bar in NYC. In other news, Susan Sarandon is awesome. E! Online