We scan the headlines so you don’t have to.
By Ande Dagan – Celebsnacker
- T.I.’s time in the pokey reduced to 60 carefully timed showers, down from a full year of being someone’s singing bitch. Perez
- Jessica Biel thinks her bad acting, not her hotness is the reason she’s not getting the roles she wants. Oh no wait, the opposite of that. Click here for more Jessica Biel pics. ICYDK
- Mariska Hargitay got that collapsed lung while working on SVU – probably chasing down a homeless tranny who strangled the prom queen outside a donut shop – or something like that. Popeater
- Up and coming rapper, Dolla, shot and killed at the Beverly Center. MTV
- MacGruber might be failing miserably soon at your local movie theater. Movieline