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Hunk v. Punk! Bale V. Patterson!

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HUNK!

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Christian Bale is this week’s HUNK. Even though he went totally nuts on the set of Terminator: Salvation (coming out this week!), he still holds a special place in my heart. I’m pretty much convinced that his outburst was the result of too many steroids, in which case we should thank him, not reject him. Clearly he took too mainy roids to get in shape for his role in Terminator in order to look pretty for US. Christian is obviously totally selfless if he’s willing to give up his sanity in order to transform into a HUNK just for us. Thanks, Christian.

PUNK!

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This week’s PUNK is Robert Pattinson. Now, I know what you’re all thinking, this week’s HUNK v. PUNK seems totally backward, but hear me out. Pattinson’s has been touted as America’s next big teen heartthrob, a young hottie, and the sexiest guy in the world. My one problem with that is that he’s TOTALLY BUSTED. I mean, I wouldn’t have a problem with his celebrity status if everyone was talking about how smart he was or his amazing acting abilities but everyone is talking about one thing: how hot he is. I totally don’t see it because I find him totally unattractive. To me it looks like he needs to eat a sandwich, do a few spray tans and borrow some steroids from Christian Bale. Sorry Robby, I’m just not that into you. PUNK!

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