Light Reading: American Idol, Paris Hilton

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We scan the headlines so you don’t have to.

By Ande Dagan – Celebsnacker

  • Tweens overpower the quick texting skills of cougars and give Kris Allen the AI title. Noooooo!!!!! What’s wrong with you America?? At least you let us have Obama. Gawker
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  • Paris Hilton hit by the recession. Apparently no one at Cannes is paying for her to show up and look skanky and do nothing. The French get it right. Also Paris kisses like an animal. Holy Moly
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  • In trying to win the PR award for biggest douche, Nas doesn’t want to pay estranged (and very pregnant) wife Kelis financial support. Celebitchy
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  • Simon’s ex gf, Terri Seymour, attacked after show by crazy ass Idol fan. D Listed
terry simon thumb Light Reading: American Idol, Paris Hilton
  • Because it’s been a while since we’ve heard anything about these two, Lindsay Lohan is converting to Judaism and has proposed to Samantha Ronson – this according to a really legit tabloid. Right. Oh, we mean, mazel tov!  Hollywood Rag
lilosamro thumb Light Reading: American Idol, Paris Hilton
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