This week’s HOT is Kathy Griffin. Her show My Life on the D-List had its season premier Monday night. I’m not sure what appeals to me about this woman. Perhaps it is her hair. I find myself staring at it, wondering where the actual human hair ends and the hair extensions begin (has anyone else noticed her hair is like 4 feet long?). Also, I have met the woman in real life and I can tell you she’s just as funny in person (and by “met” I mean one time I was sitting by a pool and she walked by with Paris Hilton). Quick witted, that one. If anyone deserves her own reality show, it’s Kathy Griffin. HOT!
You know who doesn’t deserve her own reality show? Kendra Wilkinson! You remember her from The Girls Next Door? I must say that show was a guilty pleasure of mine. Now even though Kendra has absolutely nothing to bring to the table in terms of personality or wit, I must admit that it’s sort of impressive that she is genetically a human being but looks like a life-size Barbie made of plastic, gleaming white hair, and teeth made of Chicklets. Even if her laugh is irritating, just watching her bounce around the television screen is entertainment enough for me. No brain, but a great body… LUKEWARM!
Hey, Denise Richards, guess what? It’s NOT complicated, you’re just lame. I watched you on Sunday, the season premier of Denise Richards: It’s Complicated and was totally grossed out. Now, I’ve watched seasons before and I have always been sort of confused about you. Part of me feels for you because of all you’ve gone through divorcing Charlie Sheen and losing your mom. But your personality is just kind of gross and stuck up. You’re totally full of yourself and also just not very friendly. Unlike Kendra, you live under the pretense that you offer something more than a pretty face to your audience, which is totally false. Being condescending and pompous is NOT hot!