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Click on your sign to read your horoscope: Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Saggitarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces, Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer.

Libra September 23 – October 23

I just can’t get you out of my head. Boy it’s more than I dare to think about… Things could be looking better for you little Libra.  I mean, why not?  It’s your birthday and don’t you know it.  Every last pretty thing you spy with your little eye, you just have to have.  You know what else you have to have?  A place to live.  So stop buying everything in sight and pay your rent and all of the erroneous bills that make it possible for you to live.  Then, get yourself something special.  It is your birthday after all.

Scorpio October 24 – November 21

Even if the sky is falling down? Down, down… Actually, yea you will stick around even when the sky is falling down. Some examples of this are to help the people you love or to seek retribution on the people that have done you wrong. Here’s a new option, let go of all that old stuff and cut ties with those people. Perhaps, for once it will allow you to grow as a person and not maintain the status of a revenge seeking mental midget.

Sagittarius November 22 – December 21

Dreaming bout the day when you’ll wake up and find, that what you’re lookin for has been here the whole time…Things have been a little rough Sagittarian, but it’s going to be ok. The world has no choice but to keep on, keepin’ on. And neither do you, do get out of your self inflicted funk and start chasing your dreams. Giving up cause things got tough isn’t a valid excuse because nothing worth doing is ever going to be easy.

Capricorn December 22 – January 20

I know your type, boy you’re dangeours. You’re that guy I’d be stupid to trust….It’s completely understandable that you want to shield yourself from every possible scenario where you could get hurt Capricorn, but sometimes your front seems silly. Not every guy is out to get you, and if you didn’t go totally mental once you decide to like them openly, they might stick around more often. Sometimes, what you project onto other people is your own physical manifestation. So trust that they will be decent to you, and on the first sign that they’re not. GTFO!

Aquarius January 21 – February 18

I’m your biggest fan, I’ll follow you until you love me…Maybe your problem isn’t that you are sort of a mysterious liar and one of your friends know you and the fact that you’re secretly a stalker. Seriously, you do not need to be checking in on your significant other to see what they are up to. There is this thing called trust. Learn to establish it in a relationship or accept the fact that you’ll probably be alone forever.

Pisces February 19th – March 20

Man, shorty live a hell of a life, i’m tryna tell them, Shawty live a hell of a life… You know what, things are better when your point of view is positive. It certainly is a hell of a life and don’t you know it Pisces! In the case that you’re in an existential funk, pick yourself up, get dressed and go dancing with friends. You’ve got moves that prove you certainly have a great life!

Aries March 21- April 19

A disease of the mind, it can control you… Pride is your deadly sin Aries, and there is a lot of it. Look, people know that you’re special, but pounding it into their head will make them despise you. How about you simply exist and allow people to notice all the things that make you special instead of constantly pointing out what an exceptional person you are. Not only is it annoying, but it makes you look like you’re wired wrong.

Taurus April 20 – May 20

With a taste of your lips, I’m on a ride. You’re toxic, I’m slipping under…Being a team player has never been as important as it will be for you this month Taurus. However, it’s going to literally take a spell to get you to swallow your pride and work with people you think are “beneath you.” Grow up and prove that you can do what it takes to make great things happen at work. Having said that, enjoy the autumnal ride with your significant other, cause things are super hot between you.

Gemini May 21-June 21

Don’t speak, I know just what you’re saying, so please stop explaining, don’t tell me cause it hurts…So the truth hurts. I am pretty sure everyone on Earth knows it, but somehow people try to ignore it hoping it will somehow change things. It won’t. What will change things is being proactive about wanting to make a difference in your life. So here’s the thing Gemini, get up and be the change you want in your life. You’re more than capable, but first you have to want to do it.

Cancer June 22 – July 22

Senorita, I feel for you, you deal with things, that you don’t have to…Oh man Cancer, all your drama is self inflicted. How you can expect people to feel sorry for you is basically a mystery cause everything going on in your life you’re controlling. The things you do not want to deal with, you can put an end to, so stop complaining to your friends and do something about it. And while you’re at it, tell your friends thanks for putting up with all of your whining. They deserve to hear some thanks.

Leo July 23 – August 22

Hotter than the sun of south in Spain, got me soon as I walked through the door …You certainly know how to get something started Leo, but do you have it in you to complete things? If you mix your specialty of looking great while working, and then taking it one step further and finishing the job, you might be the next big thing. Now stop thinking about how devilishly awesome you are and FINISH what you were doing before you started reading this. Geeze.

Virgo August 23 – September 22

Ooh boy why you so obsessed with me? Boy I want to know- lyin’ that you’re sexin me…Um, what if you’re the delusional person? Seriously. Virgo, this is going to be harsh, but take a chill pill, sometimes you decide to tackle a rumor head on and end up looking like an idiot. Chill out, the important people in your life will know the truth and everyone else will discover it when you deal with the drama by acting like a lady.

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