Kanye Saves Amber Rose’s ‘Life’, We All Sigh in Relief

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amber rose Kanye Saves Amber Roses Life, We All Sigh in Relief

Model Amber Rose-first known for her appearance as [lastfm]Kanye West[/lastfm]‘s bald beautiful woman-has elicited her own crazed fandom thanks to her alien-esque appearance, bodacious bod, and awesome urban style. Her and Kanye may not be a craycray, red-carpet hogging couple anymore, but Rose told YRB Magazine that West made her “stronger.” In fact, he “saved her life.”

What “two words” did [lastfm]Kanye West[/lastfm] tell Amber Rose to make her feel “amazing” enough to keep…living?

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The 27-year-old, self-proclaimed “dope chick from Philly” isn’t really talking about wanting to end her life life. We think when she says “he saved my life” she means he made her famous. Amber Rose’s definition of life is obviously totally different than ours.

She says about her savior Mr. West:

Honestly, Kanye saved my life, and I don’t even think about what I would have been; I just think about what I’m going to be,I don’t look at myself as a celebrity.

So, she doesn’t look at herself as a celebrity but she can’t think about what she could have been in her “life-less” pre-Kanye existence. She could have been a teacher or a social worker. Horrible.

If Amber Rose was a teacher she would have to deal with screaming, crying children instead of screaming, crying fans who love her for being Kanye’s ex-arm-candy. She thinks it’s “crazy” but really “cool.”  She explains:

It’s crazy when fans come up to me and cry and just want a hug from me. It bugs me out! But it’s really cool.

As if that weren’t enough, the fame for being perpetually hot has really hindered her beach excursions, especially her naked ones:

I like to be on the beach with my man with no top on. I’m very comfortable with my body. But there’s no privacy – that’s the only thing that overwhelms me.

Hopefully all of the fantastic lessons that [lastfm]Kanye West[/lastfm] taught her about life when he saved her will help Amber through her newest plight: those “flashing lights.” Being adored really sucks and Amber Rose is really stressed out about it :”Every time I see a light flash, I think it’s the paparazzi. Those f****rs give me anxiety.”

We’re sorry that you are famous for being beautiful but glad that Kanye could save your life, Amber. You have contributed a lot to our morning blog reads and for that we are truly grateful.

Amber Rose in [lastfm]Ludacris[/lastfm]‘s video “What Them Girls Like”:

[Source: Music-News]

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