Kanye West Goes On A Social Media Tour, Performs New Music and Introduces His New Lady
[lastfm]Kanye West[/lastfm] finally joined the micro-blogging wave of the future, Twitter. Why’s that important? Cuz he’s droppin’ a lot of info fast! 25-tweets in less than 12-hours to be exact and is enough over-stimulation to satisfy the appetite of the biggest Kanye fan.
He also stopped by social media powerhous, Facebook’s headquarters, to perform some of his new tracks on a table. THE ONLY WAY TO DO IT! Plus, you gotta peep his new girl. She’s got more curves than Mulholland.
Check it all after the jump!
So startin today//
Ye finally came to play//
@ 140 characters a time//
he’s got boobs and jimmy fallon’s suits on his mind//
not alotta braggin and boastin//
but a hella lotta self promotion//
and what you expect from @kanyewest//
show up at an office, wearin’ a suit, and straight jump on a desk!//
finally ‘Ye gotta new girl by the name of Shay//
but after you see the pics you gonna call her J-J//
Okay I’m done. Seriously, who raps the intro to a blog post? Sorry, but after seeing the videos of him rapping at Facebook, I felt inspired.
PLUS there’s a lot going on with Yeezy and you need to catch up on it!
- Kanye joined twitter. He has been hesitant for one reason or another but finally caved in. I think he’s starting to make up for lost time. 15 posts in less than 12 hours. 25 posts in 7-hours (it changed by the time I finished writing the post)
- Most important post so far: “The album is no longer called Good Ass Job.”
- Personally, I was never big fans of the title. On a personal level, I hope he goes back to something within the realm of his college theme (College Drop Out, Late Registration, and Graduation). I’m thinking “Master’s Degree” (It can be a mass confusion of the song he just performed at Facebook, ”Chain Gang”, his possible Freemason/Illuminati conspiracy theory ties, and also stick with his college theme.) or “PhD”, ‘cuz.. it sounds cool.
- Kanye West showed up to the Facebook offices in Palo Alto, CA to do a little album preview. Here are the vid’s to that! (WARNING: he uses some words for grown-up, but it’s art.. right?)
UPDATE: While writing this Kanye also performed at the Twitter offices, here’s the video to that!
- Kanye got himself a new chica and she is FINE! Her name is Shay and she’s a pin-up model from England.
- She boasts some curves including (and let me type this out) SIZE THIRTY DOUBLE J TATAS! Weeeewwwh. I’ll let the picture speak for itself.