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Kanye West Goes On A Social Media Tour, Performs New Music and Introduces His New Lady

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kanye west Kanye West Goes On A Social Media Tour, Performs New Music and Introduces His New Lady

[lastfm]Kanye West[/lastfm] finally joined the micro-blogging wave of the future, Twitter.  Why’s that important? Cuz he’s droppin’ a lot of info fast!  25-tweets in less than 12-hours to be exact and is enough over-stimulation to satisfy the appetite of the biggest Kanye fan.

He also stopped by social media powerhous, Facebook’s headquarters, to perform some of his new tracks on a table.  THE ONLY WAY TO DO IT!  Plus, you gotta peep his new girl.  She’s got more curves than Mulholland.

Check it all after the jump!

So startin today//

Ye finally came to play//

@ 140 characters a time//

he’s got boobs and jimmy fallon’s suits on his mind//

not alotta braggin and boastin//

but a hella lotta self promotion//

and what you expect from @kanyewest//

show up at an office, wearin’ a suit, and straight jump on a desk!//

finally ‘Ye gotta new girl by the name of Shay//

but after you see the pics you gonna call her J-J//

Okay I’m done.  Seriously, who raps the intro to a blog post?  Sorry, but after seeing the videos of him rapping at Facebook, I felt inspired.

PLUS there’s a lot going on with Yeezy and you need to catch up on it!

First off:

  • Kanye joined twitter.  He has been hesitant for one reason or another but finally caved in.  I think he’s starting to make up for lost time. 15 posts in less than 12 hours. 25 posts in 7-hours (it changed by the time I finished writing the post)
  • Most important post so far: “The album is no longer called Good Ass Job.”
  • Personally, I was never big fans of the title.  On a personal level, I hope he goes back to something within the realm of his college theme (College Drop Out, Late Registration, and Graduation).  I’m thinking “Master’s Degree” (It can be a mass confusion of the song he just performed at Facebook,  “Chain Gang”, his possible Freemason/Illuminati conspiracy theory ties, and also stick with his college theme.) or “PhD”, ‘cuz.. it sounds cool.

Secondly:

  • Kanye West showed up to the Facebook offices in Palo Alto, CA to do a little album preview.  Here are the vid’s to that! (WARNING: he uses some words for grown-up, but it’s art.. right?)

UPDATE: While writing this Kanye also performed at the Twitter offices, here’s the video to that!

Finally!

  • Kanye got himself a new chica and she is FINE! Her name is Shay and she’s a pin-up model from England.
  • She boasts some curves including (and let me type this out) SIZE THIRTY DOUBLE J TATAS! Weeeewwwh.  I’ll let the picture speak for itself.

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[Sources: MTV News, Pitchfork, Itsaraprogo,]

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