[lastfm]Katy Perry[/lastfm]. [lastfm]Russell Brand[/lastfm]. We are sure you are getting tired of hearing all the stories especially since we can’t think up a snappy nickname amalgamation for them (Krand? Berry? Braty?). But we capital HEART-heart them. Sexy. Funny. Totally weird. We think the more publicity any fellow miscreant gets the better. Even if it means we have to hear Katy talking about how when [lastfm] Russell Brand[/lastfm] gives her his own special genetic “brand”, he will be the best “baby daddy” in the history of baby daddy-ing.
Too many naughty visuals? Or not enough? Break off a piece with us to find out more on Katy’s thoughts about making a Baby Brand!
[lastfm]Katy Perry[/lastfm], probably thanks to too much media prodding(bad us!), has gone straight past the part about “love and marriage” to the part about the “baby carriage.”
We are excited to get married, of course. And I think, in marriage, when you’re picking a partner, one of the things to keep in mind is ‘Will he be a good baby daddy?’ And he’ll be perfect.
Awww, how sweet. Of course, Perry can say all the sweet things she wants but she tries hard not to overshadow the important stuff…like her nails.
I’m kind of a nail aficionado and freak … I think for my wedding I’ll do what is called ‘wedding nails,’ where it’s traditional and pretty. I don’t know if I’d want, like, Oompa Loompas on my nails while taking my pictures.
First of all, when did she have Oompa Loompas on her nails? Second of all, we are jealous. Third of all, we demand Oompa Loompas at your wedding. Real life ones. Holding the train of your dress, Katy. Thanks.
Here’s the whole 31 minute interview with the crazy hot internet phenom, Lisa Nova:
And here is [lastfm]Russell Brand[/lastfm] coo-ing over a kid. He actually seems “sweet” and “nice.” Seems. Maybe it’s [lastfm]Katy Perry[/lastfm] stealing all of her child’s Halloween candy and pasting it all over her body that we should be worried about.
We figured you are probably tired hearing the same [lastfm]Katy Perry[/lastfm] song over and over and over again, so here is an oldie, but a goodie. Seriously. Pre-Perry rolling around in a lace teddy, smothering chicks with cherry chapstick.
But then again, we do like a bit of soft-focus pillow fighting now and then.
And that, dear AMP listeners, is how babies are made.