Lady Gaga Becomes ‘Lady, Gimme Miss Venezuela’s Solar Suit.’

2wmgyll Lady Gaga Becomes Lady, Gimme Miss Venezuela’s Solar Suit.

Finally someone outshone [lastfm]Lady Gaga[/lastfm] (probably literally) in that quirky, let-me-disembowel-you-with-my-hat way. After [lastfm]Lady Gaga[/lastfm] saw Miss Venezuela in her custom body suit made of 3000 solar panel silver triangles and 9000 Swarosvki crystals, she became Lady Gimme-That-Now. Will [lastfm]Lady Gaga[/lastfm] become the first pop star to turn into a solar power source?

Not according to the “Tsar of Beauty” in Venezuela, Osmel Sousa. He says that the outfit was specifically made for Miss Venezuela by designers Ivan Dumont and Hugo Espina and that he doubted it would “fit” [lastfm]Lady Gaga[/lastfm].

First of all, what is a “Tsar of Beauty” and how do we get that utterly pretentious title? Second, no one tells the Gaga what to do. She will steal your heart, make it into a purse that doubles as performance art and send you to her people on Xenon. Third, imagine all the solar electricity that would be created via Lady Gaga’s mobile power box if she could just have a couple of those solar panels.

Well,Gaga, if you can’t get your claw-like hands on this Venezuelan “masterpiece,” may we suggest some other pieces in your closet?

What about this?

 Lady Gaga Becomes Lady, Gimme Miss Venezuela’s Solar Suit.

Or this?

 Lady Gaga Becomes Lady, Gimme Miss Venezuela’s Solar Suit.

Ooooo, this is perfect!

 Lady Gaga Becomes Lady, Gimme Miss Venezuela’s Solar Suit.

And if all else fails, at least you have this.

 Lady Gaga Becomes Lady, Gimme Miss Venezuela’s Solar Suit.

[Source: ONTD]

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