Who is this creepy-cute child wearing the Barbie-pink version of Designing Women meets Jem and The Holograms with a dash of crazy-eyed tap-dance queen? Stare deeply into her eyes. It’s not as hard as you think it is. Her style hasn’t changed. Much.
Here’s the full version of the picture. Don’t get blinded by the camera light on the sequins. Focus. Think hard.
Are you ready for the reveal?
Yeah, it’s not much of a stretch. Ten years, a grown-woman bod, and a box of black hair dye hasn’t made Katy Perry any less cute. It also explains her insane fashion sense.