In an apparent celebration of National Disaster Preparedness Month, the fine folks in our Engineering Department decided to refresh our emergency earthquake food supply. Usually all of these supplies are in a locked cabinet, and we’ve never actually seen what’s in there.
Today, we got our first glimpse. Hoo boy.
Feasting on moldy hamburger buns is a luxury we’re only afforded in case of emergency. Here you see our marketing guru Chad eying them hungrily. Sorry buddy — those aren’t for you!
Of course, what ration kit would be complete without Dinty Moore stew? It’s important to get 240% of your daily sodium in every bite. The Stagg Chili is just a bonus. It’s dessert chili.
I’m not sure what usually goes in one of these cabinets, but I think we always assumed it was something a little classier… not just a bunch of salt and nitrates.
If you’re in our building and an earthquake hits, forcing you to rely on the non-persishables in this cabinet, “The Big One” will most likely be referring to your massive heart attack.