What naughty item did [lastfm]Lady Gaga[/lastfm] get through LAX airport security yesterday? We know; this question is a doozy. It could be anything: raw meat panties, kittens, headgear made out of shattered glass. Anything. Close your eyes and use your imagination. What do you think it was?
Really? That’s it? Only handcuffs? We’ve been through airport security with handcuffs too. Don’t ask.
The airline is saying that handcuffs are not actually a prohibited item. So you can’t bring billy clubs, brass knuckles, kubatons, nightsticks, nunchakus, dynamite, flares, cattle prods, drills, gas torches or your favorite shampoo in a large bottle, but you can bring handcuffs.
And we guess there is no law for flying practically naked either.
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Conclusion: flying is some kinky business. It’s no wonder so many people want to be members of the “mile high club.”