Katy Perry Says You Can’t Eat It
This is a test of the Idiot Broadcasting System. This is only a test. If this had been a real emergency as moronic as [lastfm]Katy Perry[/lastfm] describes, we would take her giant lollipop and smack you over the head with it. What completely ridiculous thing is Perry accusing her fans of being stupid enough to do?
Munching on her the cotton candy box of her Teenage Dream compact disc. Katy Perry told reporters:
It smells good, but you can’t eat the album. I’ve had people eating it and I can’t take responsibility for that.
“I’ve had people eating it and I can’t take responsibility for that.” Wait, say that again Katy? Is that what you tell Russell Brand when he quizzes you on your past…relationships?
As if eating Katy’s candy box isn’t enough, her tour next year is scheduled to be sensual overload of epic proportions.
Think we are over-exaggerating? Did you forget about Candyfornia?