Do you ever develop these ridiculous conspiracy theories that our nation is protected by a legion of hip-hop superheroes? They’ve saved us from alien lifeforms, disassembled atomic bombs, and kept California from sinking into the Pacific Ocean? No?
Well, your mind might change after you watch [lastfm]Nicki Minaj[/lastfm] and [lastfm]Will.I.Am[/lastfm] perform “Check It Out” on the Late Show with David Letterman. Minaj’s pants are definitely hiding weapons of mass destruction, while Will.I.Am is speaking to an intergalactic lord through his headpiece.
Is Nicki Minaj doing a kind of mating dance that only occurs between mutant humanoids? Is Will.I.Am made out of plastic?
The world will never truly know.