Sometimes we forget that [lastfm]Katy Perry[/lastfm] has “Jesus” tattooed on her and grew up in an ultra-conservative Christian family when she is laying naked in a pile of fluffy pink cotton candy and shooting whip cream out of her boobs.
And ex-drug and sex addict hubby, Russell Brand is hardly the model of purity. So why does Katy Perry equate him to God?
Katy Perry says that when it comes to being hilarious, Russell Brand has more than just chest hair to win her over. He has God.
“I always knew I wanted a great man of God, someone who was going to be an inspiration for people and also be a lovely husband and father. I also definitely wanted to have a laugh. I have all that in him.”
What? Who is this strange woman? Is this the Katy Perry we know and love? Not only is the answer to the question awkward and weird (and divinely crazy), Perry looks like a Pantene Pro-V soccer mom in the following photo shoot.
Can we have our old boobs-covered-in-baked-goods Katy Perry back? Please, oh, please ye gods of pop?