“So, what’s money if you’ve never had enough?” Umm, [lastfm link_type="artist_info"]Diddy[/lastfm]? Didn’t you say yesterday that you own an entire district of New York City? If this is really your new philosophy, if money is really nothing, then can we ask if we can borrow a couple hundred dollars for a cute new pair of winter boots?
You said you want a person to adore you in your new “Someone To Love Me” video from your delayed Diddy-Dirty Money album, Last Train To Paris. We are just that someone! For a new pair of Frye’s, we will hug you consistently, every 2-4 hours.
Check out the sort of NSFW video here.
True, Diddy got his heart bashed in because he was too busy “paper-chasin’,” and maybe he doesn’t want a girl like us to use him for his much-flaunted dinero. And we are definitely interested in Diddy for the dubby, sultry vibe of “Someone To Love Me” or the fact that he seems like a genuinely cool dude with nothing to hide and everything to live for.
Ok, just this one time we will stop joking about being gold diggers. Maybe this one time we will support Diddy’s aim to give up the “dirty money” and find a pure, true love. Maybe this one time we will be happy without a new pair of shoes.
Nope. Not happy without a new pair of shoes. Sorry, Diddy.
“We want something/we want it all.”