Last night, [lastfm link_type="artist_info"]Diddy[/lastfm] and his girl minions were definitely bring the “dirty” to Chelsea Lately. He propositioned the charming, ballsy blonde to a foursome with the group, offered to “prove” his masculinity, and then told her he just wanted to watch her “eat a cheeseburger.”
By brushing him off and calling him “girlfriend.” However, Diddy isn’t a rap-mogul for nothing; when a woman turns you down he just offers to “pull out my schlong here right now.”
Then Diddy pulled himself back and said, “I’ve just been so excited to meet you. t’s not the same as with everybody else—all the other black men that’s tryin’ to meet you and get at you… I just wanna eat a cheeseburger with you and watch a movie.”
I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER WIF CHELSEA HANDLER?!?
Sorry, we couldn’t miss this opportunity to make Diddy into a LOLcat in our mind(z).