Kanye West’s Recipe For Tumblr Success: ‘No One Man Should Have All That Flour’

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When we think about combining music and food,it’s what playlist would go perfectly with our lasagna dinner date or after-school pizza party.

It’s not usually in the form of re-writing[lastfm link_type=””] Kanye West[/lastfm] lyrics to describe the different things that we can do with flour, in a cunning play on words on his song, “Power”: “No one man should have all that power.”

Most of the hilarious submissions are sent in by the Tumblr’s readers.

heck them out and see if you can come up with an equally absurd gastronomical version of your favorite Kanye West hit.

Cooka T in Eat Away:

“24/7, 365, pizza stays on my mind/I-I-I-I ate it, all right, all right, I admit it/Now pick your next food, you could leave or eat wit’ it/Cookin’ on a stove with that motherfuckin’ top off/Bake and go where? Back to eating homemade pies?/Knock it off, eaters, cough it up/Let’s talk over mai tais, waitress, top it off.”

Monster (The Roasted Remix):

“The best chicken roast-ed hands down, ha/More sweet cornbread right now, ha/And I got leftovers inside my fridge,/And I like to get my nachos wit extra whiz./Ain’t no cola cold as this, root beer float with extra fizz,/Chicken wrap for a snack, /Red sauce, white sauce, no salads. /And my only focus is marinated boneless ribs,/Food coma inside my crib, wet nap and I don’t need a bib.”

Check out the website, No One Man Should Have All That Flour, and see if you can’t write something better.  Already worked on something? Put it in the comments and we will feature it here!

And here’s the original video for “Power.” Sing along with the food-focused lyrics and laugh and laugh and laugh.

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