Long live [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Ke$ha[/lastfm] the Queen of Brazen Absurdity and Glitter Galore. Her new video for “Blow” is exactly the way we like our raunchy little pop star with unicorns, Dawson from Dawson’s Creek, rhinestone’d fingernails, and a whole lot of pantless shimmy-shake.
Plus, it has some kind of storyline that begins with the nonsensical warning of ”No Mythological Creatures Were Harmed In The Making Of This Video.”
The video starts with Ke$ha talking to some well-dressed unicorns and drinking champagne in an elegant black gown:
So, I grabbed the bear by the throat and I said, ‘Bear! You have until the count of zero to put some pants on and apologize to the president.’ And that’s the story of how I was elected to Parliament.
What ensues is a video so random only [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Britney Spears[/lastfm] could top her.
There are a lot of close-ups of Ke$ha writhing around with some dancing unicorns, even going so far as making out with one who is wearing an eyepatch and a nose ring.
There is a break where Ke$ha approaches James Van Der Beek, saying:
Well, well, well. If it isn’t James Van Der Douche.
He replies, “I don’t appreciate you slanderbeeking my name, Keh-Dollar-Sign-Ha.”
After they talk about a cheese snack, they shoot rainbows at each other killing some unicorns in the process.
Well, we love it. It’s so weird, it’s awesome, but we also have a very twisted sense of humor.
What do you think?