2. “It Wasn’t Me”-[lastfm link_type="artist_info"]Shaggy[/lastfm]
The song that inspired this whole list, we remember being completely aghast as teenagers by the message behind this song. Cheat on your girlfriend? Deny it! She catches you. Deny it!
Even though she is probably not a moron and you are obviously getting naughty with the neighbor, just deny it. Remember this mantra, preferably with a reggae-tinged beat behind you, “It wasn’t me!”
Because your girlfriend is obviously having a delusional seizure.