Prom season is here, so of course we’ve spent our afternoons daydreaming about what pop artists we’d like to get down with at our prom afterparty.
We can dougie with that socially-awkward, but slightly adorable ginger in our calculus class, or we can use our imaginations and do a complex choreographed dance with[lastfm link_type=”artist_info”] Justin Bieber[/lastfm] while our whole school throws heart-shaped confetti at us.
Who else would we like to get down with on the dance floor? Here’s our list of the Top Ten Male Pop Artists That We’d Like To Drop It Like It’s Hot with. If you don’t agree, bring it on and let’s have an imaginary dance off!
10. [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Justin Bieber[/lastfm]
Besides being adorable, vocally talented, and the sort of guy you take home to mom, Justin Bieber is a killer dancer. Trained by one of the best, [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Usher[/lastfm], Biebs is effortless on the dance floor and he always looks like he’s having fun.
9. Male Cast of Glee
Can you imagine getting in a dance train with all the dudes from Glee? Mike Chang will do his little toe twitchy-tappy thing, Puck will do the shuffle, Artie will spin around in circles on his wheels, and Finn will just grin and look incredibly awkward. It will be the best.
8. [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Pitbull[/lastfm]
When Pitbull gives you that little lopsided grin while wearing his snazzy, sophisticated suits, it’s hard not to do an impromptu rumba and then break into some sexy salsa. “The Bull” knocks over all the posers on the dance floor with his good-natured affability and his ability to bring a party wherever he goes.
7. [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Chris Brown[/lastfm]
If you really have a vendetta against someone, show up with Chris Brown to their dance party. Not only will you be showing up with one of the hottest young gentleman in the pop arena,Breezy will call all his stripper friends who will spike the punch right before you all start breaking the expensive dishes in the house.
Hey, it’s not your fault. Chris Brown made you do it.
6. [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Jeremih[/lastfm]
After seeing Jeremih at our Switch Party, we feel like no dance party would be complete without him. When the night is winding down, Jeremih can mix us a nightcap cocktail after which he will take to the piano to croon us all with his libidinous lullaby.
If you leave that party without making out, you have failed.
5. [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Usher[/lastfm]
USHER IS THE BEST DANCER EVER. Do we really need to explain this further?
4. [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Justin Timberlake[/lastfm]
If you managed to bring Justin Timberlake to a school dance party, you will become a local hero, maybe even the star of some scandalous, but false urban legends.
No self-respecting young lady leaves high school without a couple celebrity-inspired half-truths under their belt.
3. [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Wiz Khalifa[/lastfm]
If you want to do some light-hearted grinding, maybe of the green variety, Wiz Khalifa is the sort of dude that will sit on the couch with you all night playing video games.
You’ll exchange jokes, try different chip and dip combinations, and when the night is winding down, jump into the pool together in your underwear while shooting water guns.
2. [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Kanye West[/lastfm]
Someone roll out the Lanvin carpet; your best friend Kanye West has hopped on his purple Pegasus and is on his way.
West would be guaranteed to cause some sort of scene, even if it’s just him smoking expensive cigars and drinking champagne in the corner of the room quietly with his Phoenix girlfriend.
1. [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Enrique Iglesias[/lastfm]
If you a warm-blooded young lady, you might want a little of Enrique Iglesias’ latin groove in your life. Mole or no mole, we’d like to hole up with Enrique Iglesias and have our own “private” dance party.
- What pop star would you invite to a dance party and why? Let us know in the comments!