Around the AMP digital office, we spend a lot of time talking about [lastfm link_type="artist_info"]Enrique Iglesias[/lastfm]. Our content producer, Sabrina, has an uncompromising love for the man that spans over several hours of repeated “Tonight (I’m Loving You)” play.
Personally, I can take him or leave him, but one fact is completely undeniable: The dude is sexy.
Even if he can’t dance. Last night, the “Dirty Dancer” admitted on Lopez Tonight he was more dirty than a dancer. This is unlikely to change Sabrina’s feelings.*
I’m not a dancer. I don’t even know why I wrote a song called “Dirty Dancer.” If I was asked to be in Dancing With The Stars, I wouldn’t even make the tryout or whatever the hell they do.
I know why you wrote a song called “Dirty Dancer,” Enrique. Don’t play coy. Because even if you aren’t good doing the vertical salsa, you are probably an expert at the horizontal mambo.
- Do you care as little as I do whether or not Enrique can dance? Spill in the comments!
*Editors note: My feelings remain unchanged.