10 Little-Known (Entirely Fabricated) Facts About Justin Bieber Dished On Late Show With David Letterman
The world thought that “One Time” was all [lastfm link_type="artist_info"]Justin Bieber [/lastfm]and hilarious-curmudgeon-turned-television-host, David Letterman, would need to bond on Letterman’s Late Show.
Last time Bieber was on the show to promote his Never Say Never 3-D teenage extravaganza, Biebs and Letterman seemed to have a friendly fire burning brightly; the teen heartthrob even got to play drums with the CBS orchestra!
This time around, Bieber had to give his (make-believe and absurd) 10 Little-Known Facts about himself, but Letterman was a tad more testy than usual. So awkward.
10. “My new fragrance Someday also makes a delicious low-calorie salad dressing.”
We know that sometimes what Bieber says is gospel to his young fans, but please, for the love of everything Biebs, do not take his word for it. Stick to your grocery store ranch please.