10 Little-Known (Entirely Fabricated) Facts About Justin Bieber Dished On Late Show With David Letterman

The world thought that “One Time” was all [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Justin Bieber [/lastfm]and hilarious-curmudgeon-turned-television-host, David Letterman, would need to bond on Letterman’s Late Show.

Last time Bieber was on the show to promote his Never Say Never 3-D teenage extravaganza, Biebs and Letterman seemed to have a friendly fire burning brightly; the teen heartthrob even got to play drums with the CBS orchestra!

This time around, Bieber had to give his (make-believe and absurd) 10 Little-Known Facts about himself, but Letterman was a tad more testy than usual. So awkward.

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10. “My new fragrance Someday also makes a delicious low-calorie salad dressing.”

We know that sometimes what Bieber says is gospel to his young fans, but please, for the love of everything Biebs, do not take his word for it. Stick to your grocery store ranch please.

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9. “I served 8 months in prison for siphoning gas.”

What does this even mean? If the writers were trying to be funny with an inside joke, this one totally went over our heads. If  it’s just ridiculous, we, well, still don’t think it’s that funny.

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8.”The first thing I bought when I hit it big was a four-slice toaster.”

Who else here would like to eat one of Justin Bieber’s club sandwiches?

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7. “As hard as I’ve tried, I don’t know how to not be adorable.”

No argument from us. Every month, Biebs gets more and more adorable. It is really unfair.  But, is this really a “little-known” fact?

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6.”Justin Bieber is my secret identity. I’m really Green Lantern.”

This could be highly plausible. Anyone you know could be the Green Lantern. Just think about it. Who is a superhero hiding in your midst?

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5. “I’m not really a big fan of Kevin James.”

Another guest on Late Show that night. Easy gag. Next.

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4. “I begged my publicist to get me out of this.”

Who wants to bet that he actually did beg his publicist to get out of this? If we had publicists, we’d be downright divalicious.

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3. “Last week, I accidentally waited in line for two hours for my own autograph.”

Ridiculous. Just ridiculous.

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2. “My mom had to remind me that he’s not Larry King.”

This is the funniest joke out of the bunch. Why? Because, admittedly, we’ve actually been confused on this as well. We know. We aren’t winning any smart points from that confession, are we?

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1. “It’s a hairpiece.”

Now everyone is going to flock to their nearest wig store and ask for a “Bieber” in a plethora of colors.

Watch more Bieber on Larry King Live!, errrr, we mean Late Show with David Letterman below!

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[Source: Yahoo! Music]

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