As depicted in her “I Wanna Go” music video, [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Britney Spears[/lastfm] recognizes that she’s a paparazzi magnet… even inviting controversy at times.
However, she’ll probably never completely evade the paps, due to these 25 reasons they love to hound her!
Reason 1: Britney’s inventive disguises don’t work. Bunny ears and a mask? Come on!
Reason 2: Britney starts sexy pillow fights in public. Who can resist photographing that?
Reason 3: Britney’s precious little boys, Sean Preston & Jaden James, are way too cute to live in secret.
Reason 4: Britney has made out with the queen of pop… Madonna!
Reason 5: Britney’s dated her back-up dancers…
Reason 6: … and even married them!
Reason 7: Britney’s not afraid to pole dance in public.
Reason 8: Britney’s also made out with Rihanna!
Reason 9: Britney’s clothing choices have always been “pants optional”.
Reason 10: Britney tries to hide, which makes her even more desirable to photograph.
Reason 11: Britney’s friends with other paparazzi magnets, like Paris Hilton.
Reason 12: Britney almost lost her sweet little boys forever, which made great tabloid fodder.
Reason 13: Televised performance flubs made Britney’s (failed?) comeback even more interesting.
Reason 14: 45 miniature muppets died for Britney’s jacket.
Ummm… yeah. We’re just kidding about this one.
Reason 15: Britney continues to go around kissing even more random people, like Jamie Foxx.
Reason 16: Other paparazzi are trying to get at Britney, creating maximum drama.
Reason 17: Britney has a history of accidentally flashing the public as she exits vehicles.
Reason 18: Britney likes wearing skintight, boobylicious outfits.
Reason 19: See reason #4.
Reason 20: Britney has ties with major product placements.
Reason 21: Britney sometimes acts like a willing captive. Stockholm syndrome, perhaps?
Reason 22: Britney has friends in high places.
Reason 23: Britney’s romantic entanglements are notorious. Remember that quickie wedding in Vegas, followed by the quickie divorce?
Reason 24: Britney’s clothing already speaks to the public.
Reason 25: Additional eye candy (read: BF Jason Trawick) makes Britney even more appealing to photogs.