Please, make it stop. It isn’t cute. It isn’t funny. And honestly, can we have jobs as a lyric writers at Ark? [lastfm link_type=""]Rebecca Black[/lastfm]‘s “Friday” was bad enough (in all respects, not just lyrically), but Ark Music Factory topped themselves with new “nine-year-old” fare with the horrible name “Girl Swag” sung by the (thankfully) endearing [lastfm link_type="artist_info"]Madison Bray[/lastfm].
Seriously. That is the only thing “Friday” or “Girl Swag” have going for them–totally cute pre-teen and teenage singers. We like Rebecca Black; she’s charming. And Madison Bray seems like a fun little girl.
But that’s exactly what she is: a little girl.
The only thing we can think of is that the producers and writers at Ark Music Factory are kind of in on the joke and they know they are making “viral video” hits rather than actual awesome songs.
If that’s true, hahaha. OK, now stop.
Not necessary. All it takes is cold hard credit cards.
- What do you think of Madison Bray’s video “Girl Swag?” Let us know in the comments!