Let’s not front. [lastfm link_type="artist_info"]Missy “Misdemeanor” Elliott [/lastfm]has a few more decades of scandelishous partying on Katy Perry’s teenage alter-ego, Kathy Beth Terry. So when we heard Missy Miss had jumped on [lastfm link_type="artist_info"]Katy Perry[/lastfm]‘s partyin’ pop star track we were ready for her to come hard as per usual.
But this remix of “Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F)” is less “Supa Dupa Fly,” and more disappointing like a “One Minute Man.”
As we patiently wait for any kind of music from O.G. hip-hop goddess, Missy Elliott, even her remixing a song makes us break out the twerkin’ pants.
But there is hardly any Missy on this track to make it distinguishable Missy. She’s autotuned; she’s barely rapping; she’s not even on the cover art donning bling and a track suit.
But she’s there just enough for us to say: Missy! Come back to us! We love you.
Teach these young pop kittens a thing or two about twerkin’ for us.