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Tired of the same boring old clowns, bouncies, and ponies? Want to book a birthday party with Jay-Z and Kanye West as the entertainment?

According to a recent party Ye and Hova attended and Yeezy’s thankfully active Twitter, all you need is six million dollars, two bottles of water, and a stealth bomber.

Recently, in Dubai, money fell from the sky. Also one very rich, very lucky newly 16-year-old girl’s billionaire uncle paid the H.A.M duo to play sets throughout her special night–all for the small fee of $6 million.

Kanye West and Jay-Z traveled to Dubai a couple weeks before Christmas and were each paid $2.9 million by the multi-billionaire owner of the Manchester City Football Club, Sheikh Mansour.

This probably explains all the gold-gilded cherub picture tweeting on behalf Kanye West.

Oh, and his new desire to DJ on New Year’s Eve. All that takes is two bottles and a stealth bomber. 

My New Years DJ name is gone be YEEZY WORLD PEACE! If you book me you have to put YEEZY WORLD PEACE on the E-vite. Or I ain't spinning.—
Kanye West (@kanyewest) December 28, 2011

Ima need a stealth bomber and 2 bottled waters
#YEEZYWORLDPEACE'SRIDER—
Kanye West (@kanyewest) December 29, 2011

• Would you hire Kanye West and Jay-Z to play your party? Let us know in the comments!

[Source: Idolator]