Oh boy…the whitest rapper this side of the Mississippi, Chet Haze (a.k.a. Chester M. Hanks), is back with a new single, “Do It Better.”

The son of mega A-list star Tom Hanks dropped his first track, a take off Wiz Khalifa’s hit song “Black and Yellow” awhile back.

“White and Purple was all about his school of hard knocks, Northwestern University.

I mean, what’s not to like about Chet?

I’m sure he’s had a tough life growing up in Malibu, north of South Central, which is home to some of the greatest hip-hop artists of all time.

I imagine Chet hanging out in his room with posters of NWA mixed in with what I assume to be his idol, Justin Timberlake.

“Chet, time for dinner at Nobu.”

“Come on, mom! I ain’t gots time for sushi tonight. Why you sweating me? I’m spittin rhymes up in here over this sick beat in my state-of-the-art studio dad built for me, yo!”

“Also, will you ask dad if he can call Babyface for me? I need help with the hook on this track.”

“Sure, Chet. What my baby wants, my baby gets.”

To me, it’s like Malibu’s Most Wanted, but you be the judge.

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