Wait, WHAT?? When did that happen??

We know the beautiful couple bought a home in the East coast but we didn’t think the big move was followed by the sound of wedding bells!

So how did this rumor come about?? Apparently Ryan called the police to report an aggressive photographer and described Blake Lively as a ‘wife!’

If the rumor is true, then we tip our hat off to them for having the most secret Hollywood wedding of all time!

Perez, who is still in London, also told Carson about Michael Clarke Duncan and DMX being hospitalized, the unfortunate death of Sage Stallone, Michael Lohan is going to be a father again, Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler questionably fired from American Idol, and London pulled the plug during Bruce Springsteen and Paul McCartney’s performance!

Whew! Did you get all that?? If not, then read the full stories from the links below!

• Ryan Reynolds & Blake Lively Are MARRIED! According To A Police Report!
• Michael Clarke Duncan Rushed To Hospital!
• DMX Hospitalized! Ruff Ryder Crashes His Four-Wheeler!
• Sylvester Stallone’s Son Sage Found Dead Of An Overdose
• Michael Lohan Is Going To Be A Daddy!
• J. Lo And Steven Tyler Were FIRED From American Idol! And What Does Randy Jackson Have To Say?
• Bruce Springsteen And Paul McCartney Perform Together At London’s Hard Rock Calling…And Get Cut Off!