Not to be mean or anything but when we heard John Mayer was woo-ing Katy Perry, we knew it would only be temporary.

John Mayer is not just the name of the musician, it’s practically a term for ‘date a girl, make her like you, get over  it and find another.’

We’re just stating what we’ve seen and we would hate to see poor Katy have to endure a broken heart twice within one year!

Katy’s a good catch so we’re sure someone will come along and melt her heart soon enough!

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