Oh, what’s in a name? These days, expecting parents spend hours upon hours debating over what to call their new bundle of joy. Some even hire consultants!
Here’s the thing, they haven’t exactly settled on a name yet, but sure know what they don’t want to call her!
“Every name we bring up, one of us shoots down for a really weird reason,” Carson explained earlier this morning.
Carson prefers more masculine names for girls like London, Parker, or Taylor, but they just haven’t come upon the perfect combination yet. “For the girl, we like Sophia, or Grace or Ellis. Those are just good, kind of classic names.”
Marley was thrown around, but it reminds him too much of Bob Marley. “I know a girl named Marley,” Carson said. “I know that girl. She smokes pot, she doesn’t shower!”
Siri suggested Harley, but Carson is a big fan of motorcycles. He doesn’t want to start talking about his daughter with his buddies and have them think he’s talking about his bike!
Carson was on board for Madison, but that reminded Siri of where she went to college in Madison, Wisconsin, which is a total party town.
Finally, Siri mentioned Devin, but Carson doesn’t want everybody to call her Dev. We have to side with him on this one. “I play Dev on AMP Radio every day, the artist,” he said. “I mean, she’s got a sex tape out. We can’t name our daughter Dev!”
Now that they’ve narrowed it down to what they don’t want, hopefully they can figure it out…and fast! Time’s a tickin’!
Listen to which other names may or may not make the cut: