September 5th…it’s the day Carson and his pregnant girlfriend Siri have been waiting for ever so patiently. Technically Siri is due on the 8th, but they decided today was the day they wanted to give birth.
In order to speed things along, Siri decided to eat “The Salad.” It’s legendary among mothers-to-be. They swear that once you eat the salad from Caioti Pizza Cafe in Studio City, you’ll be dropping it like it’s hot within a few hours!
After a quick visit with her doctor, Siri found a bench and called up Carson live on air. She grabbed a fork and got to work.
Apparently, the key to the salad’s magical powers is contained in its dressing.
“Okay, the dressing is very tangy,” Siri described. “It tastes like pitocin a little bit! It’s very balsamic-y. I don’t know! It doesn’t really taste garlic-y, but there’s definitely some sort of tang in there that I can’t figure out.”
“It’s a little spicy…When you put your nose up to the bottle of the dressing, it just shoots up your nose. It’s very strong.”
After Siri got a few bites in, Carson asked her to stand up, jump around, and see if it was finally go-time. Did it work? Take a listen…