Sure, The Bachelor may not be the manliest of shows, but gosh darnit, our afternoon DJ Booker just can’t get enough!
Season 17, yes SEVENTEEN, premiered last night and he was so giddy, he live-tweeted the whole episode.
This morning, he called up Carson to tell him all about the early favorites, including a drunk bride and a one-armed hottie!
Former Bachelorette contestant Sean Lowe is this season’s prize.
“He’s this big box of rocks. He goes to the gym a lot. He’s like this good looking blonde dude, but he’s a sweetheart of a guy,” Booker described.
Most of this week’s show centered on each woman stepping out of their limo to meet Sean for the first time, which is Booker’s favorite part.
“They march the donkeys out of the limos and basically it’s 25 hot girls and they’re all dolled up and they come out of the limousine and it’s awesome! And they all do this first impression thing, and one is more ridiculous than the next.”
How? So glad you asked! A wannabe gymnast had one of the more awkward moments.
“They set her up as being all into yoga and being able to do flips and all this stuff,” Booker explained. “She tried to do [a backwards walkover] and she bites it on the concrete and I mean big time!”
Things took a turn for the crazy with Lindsay Yenter. She came dressed up in a humongous wedding gown because that’s not weird at all!
“She is batty and she got all drunk later on and sloppy. She was fantastic!”
Then there was the 50 Shades Of Grey girl who was in the mood to get freaky!
“She’s pretty much like saying to this dude, ‘You can whip me, you can tie me up, you can do whatever you want to me. I’m game!’ I mean, she’s such a little ho, I love her!”
One of the more serious contenders, Sarah, was born with one arm, which led to a somewhat amusing conversation.
“This is hands down, no pun intended, the best part of the entire show. She sits down with the box of rocks Sean and she goes, ‘Sean, there’s something I’ve got to tell you. Now, I have one arm.’ Now you’re sitting there going, ‘Uh, Sean’s not blind! I think he caught that!’”
“She’s hot as can be. I mean, the girl is smokin’!” Booker added. “She’s a really good looking chick, but she’s got this whole thing where she’s like, ‘I can’t get a guy because I only have one arm,’ which I don’t buy that!”
Well, it’s only the first episode and we’re off to an epically awesome start! Keep tabs on Booker’s Twitter account to stay up to date on all things Bachelor-related!
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-Sarah Carroll, 97.1 AMP Radio/Los Angeles