We’re back for another weekly edition of Booker’s Bachelor recap!
It’s our afternoon DJ’s guilty pleasure. In fact, he loves it so much, he wakes up early to call Carson and tell him all about the latest episode on Tuesday mornings!
This week, the ladies were vying for two one-on-one dates and a group date. It’s safe to say Booker was unimpressed with the first romantic set-up producers arranged for Sean and Lesley M.
“You know where they took this girl on a one-on-one date? Hollywood Boulevard to the Guinness Book of World Records! If I went on a date there, I would just like quit the show. You got to be kidding me!” Booker told Carson.
Turns out, they were there to break the record for the world’s longest on-screen kiss, which is only three minutes and 15 seconds anyway.
“And I’m thinking, ‘Oh, they’ll fast forward it’ Then it hit me. Oh, to get the Guinness Book of World Records record, you have to actually do it.”
Spoiler alert: They beat the previous record and we had to witness all three minutes and 16 seconds of it!
The show took a 180 for Booker during the group date. Why, you ask? Because the ladies hit up Santa Monica beach in their teeny, tiny bikinis for a round of beach volleyball!
“I’d love to tell you they said something awesome and something dramatic happened, but I don’t know because I put my television set on mute for like eight minutes. It was awesome!”
Later on during the group date, Kacie B. got herself into some hot water when she snitched on a couple ladies who were fighting earlier on at the house.
“We don’t want to hear about your problems with some other girls,” Booker explained. “Big mistake. So now Kacie B. has went from Kacie B. Snitchin’ to Kacie B. Off The Show! She didn’t get a rose last night and she went home because she opened her big mouth.”
Tierra’s quickly becoming the villain of this season and she had a particularly memorable moment on Monday night’s show.
“It was awesome because she fell down the stairs last night!” Booker laughed. “The best part about her being so evil is after she fell down the stairs, she sort of pretended like she was in more pain and actually more hurt than she was, so she kind of got more date time with Sean. He cut into another date, which just shows you how conniving this girl is.”
AshLee had the final one-on-one date this episode and Booker promptly declared her the newest frontrunner of the competition. She, along with Sean, took out two girls with chronic illnesses for a fun day at a theme park.
“[Sean] cried, so when you make a guy cry, you instantly become the front runner on The Bachelor.”
In addition to Kacie B., Sean eliminated two more ladies during the rose ceremony. Remember the Ford model Booker was talking about last week? She got the boot along with Taryn, who probably had a total of 30 seconds of screen time during the first 3 episodes.
“As a viewer, I’m sure everybody was thinking exactly like I’m thinking, ‘Who the hell is Taryn?!’ Every year, they get rid of some girl that they have spent no time with on the screen and then she starts crying or something at the end.”
-Sarah Carroll, 97.1 AMP Radio/Los Angeles