Booker’s Bachelor Recap: Roller Derby Dilemma & ‘Tierra-ble’ The Troll!

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Calling all Bachelor super fans! AMP Radio is your one-stop shop when it comes to recaps.

Our afternoon DJ Booker loves the show so much, he watches it each week to report back every nitty gritty detail to Carson!

This week featured two 1-on-1 dates and one controversial group date…take a listen:

Bachelor Sean Lowe didn’t waste any time this episode.

“For a box of wood, this guy gets around,” Booker told Carson. “He made out with about 9 of 13 girls last night. He kept it moving!”

One girl he didn’t kiss, however, was his first 1-on-1 date, Selma.

“We got some face time with Selma. She’s from Iraq. So what does ABC do with the girl from Iraq? They put her on a plane and fly her to the desert, which just sounds kind of weird and racist to me, but that’s what they did!”

They did some rock climbing, which you can imagine is pretty boring to watch on TV and then she explained that she won’t be kissing him on national television because of her strict Muslim upbringing. Hmmm…we’ll see how long that lasts!

Then it was onto the group date, which consisted of a downright dangerous round of roller derby.

“I know you’re wondering about our favorite bachelorette, the girl with one arm. You’re probably asking, ‘Did they ask her to go?’ Booker mentioned. “Well, the answer to your question Carson is, yes they did!”

“She has one arm! Let’s put that one arm in jeopardy by putting her on roller skates and sending her out there with a bunch of catty b*tches. That’s a great idea, ABC!”

Turns out another girl got injured, which kind of put a whole damper on the festivities.

Villainess Tierra caused even more drama after the date at the bachelorette pad. Apparently, she’s so over the group dating thing, so she told the producers she was leaving the show. She then goes on a hunt for Sean, interrupting some steamy hot tub time with Lindsay.

She did the ugly cry and then Sean, for whatever reason (ratings), asked her to stay.

“Remember that evil troll I keep telling you about, Tierra?…She’s got a new nickname, it’s ‘Tierra-ble.’ All the other girls hate her, but she ended up getting a rose because of the sympathy, which just pissed off everybody.”

The final 1-on-1 date featured a trip to Rodeo Drive where Sean spoiled Leslie with a designer dress, jewelry, and a fancy dinner. Booker had to laugh when she exclaimed that it was just like the movie Pretty Woman.

“Why does every woman forget that Julia Roberts played a prostitute in that movie?”

Unfortunately for Leslie, the fairy tale romance wasn’t meant to be. Sean just didn’t feel the romance “clicking,” so she was sent home packing!

At the rose ceremony, Amanda didn’t get chosen either, which inspired Booker’s cheesiest pun to date.

“Amanda was the fit model. I guess she didn’t fit with Sean’s plans so she’s out!”

Finally, Booker gave us the inside scoop on who he thinks will win Sean’s heart in the end.

“We have a frontrunner. I’m going to go ahead and predict at week #4, I’m just going to throw it out there. I’m sticking to my guns. A girl named Ashley, we haven’t seen much of her, but she is just so hot. I think she’s going to win.”

Next week, ABC is serving up a double whammy of The Bachelor on Monday and Tuesday, so you can imagine that Booker is giddy with glee!

But wait, there’s more! Carson will be on vacation next week, which means we’ll have Booker break down the show each day right here from the AMP Radio studio.

Can’t wait until next Tuesday morning? Booker live-tweets his thoughts every Monday night during the show! Check it out @ChrisBooker!


-Sarah Carroll, 97.1 AMP Radio/Los Angeles

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