Booker’s Bachelor Recap: Goat Milking For Sean’s Love!
We’ve died and gone to Bachelor heaven!
Now that we’re into week four, things are getting serious, like, going to Montana serious.
Yes, Sean whisked the ladies off to Big Sky Country to treat them with 1 one-on-one date, 1 group date, and 1 dreaded two-on-one date.
“He’s a really mountain of stupid, he totally is, but he’s the sweetest guy and the guy’s got skills!” Booker told Producer Angie. “He makes out with everybody on the show. Eight girls last night he swapped spit with! He’s amazing, this guy!”
Wedding dress Lindsay (we call her this because she showed up at the season premiere dressed in a full-on gown) was the lucky lady who got Sean all to herself this week.
“Kind of a normal girl though,” Booker explained. “Kind of sweet. It’s shocking how she’s turned the corner. They made out for awhile. They swapped some spit. She got a rose.”
Things got down and dirty during the group date. The ladies competed in an outdoorsy canoeing, log sawing, goat milking/drinking competition.
“It was…udderly ridiculous!” Booker quipped.
“I want you to think about this for a second. You’ve got girls, and even a girl with one arm actually, milking. Look at my hand motion! Then, they have to drink the milk, which of course spills all over…so white stuff is like, you know what I’m saying?”
Uh…we’ll let you fill in the blanks on that one!
Anyway, the winners of this Survivor-esque backwoods challenge were supposed be rewarded with some extra time with The Bachelor, or so they thought.
Sean didn’t want to be a jerk, so he invited the losers out to dinner with everyone else and you could just feel the dagger eyes in the room!
Next up, Tierra-ble faced off against Jackie during the two-on-one date. Host Chris Harrison decided to get all Dr. Seuss on us, sending them a note that said: “Two women, one rose. One stays, one goes.” That’s some deep poetry there.
“Of course [Tierra] stays because she’s the villain, so there’s no shock there,” Booker explained.
She managed to cause even more drama during the rose ceremony. Tierra upset everyone, including Sean, so much, he began to worry if he will ever find true love on the show.
Nevertheless, it was time to send another girl home. This week, Robyn was cut from the competition and in case you were wondering, Booker’s standing firm with his prediction of who will win it all.
“Once again, I will state for the record I think Ashley’s the frontrunner.”
-Sarah Carroll, 97.1 AMP Radio/Los Angeles